有关于《向左走 向右走》的

我曾经钟爱的一本书.

Love at First Sight   
by Wislawa Szymborska  

They both thought   
that a sudden feeling had united them   
This certainty is beautiful,   
Even more beautiful than uncertainty.  

They thought they didn’t know each other,   
nothing had ever happened between them,   
These streets, these stairs, this corridors,   
Where they could have met so long ago?  

I would like to ask them,   
if they can remember -   
perhaps in a revolving door   
face to face one day?   
A "sorry" in the crowd?   
"Wrong number" on the ‘phone?   
- but I know the answer.   
No, they don’t remember.  

How surprised they would be   
For such a long time already   
Fate has been playing with them.  

Not quite yet ready   
to change into destiny,   
which brings them nearer and yet further,   
cutting their path   
and stifling a laugh,   
escaping ever further;   
There were sings, indications,   
undecipherable, what does in matter.   
Three years ago, perhaps   
or even last Tuesday,   
this leaf flying   
from one shoulder to another?   
Something lost and gathered.   
Who knows, perhaps a ball already   
in the bushes, in childhood?  

There were handles, door bells,   
where, on the trace of a hand,   
another hand was placed;   
suitcases next to one another in the   
left luggage.   
And maybe one night the same dream   
forgotten on walking;  

But every beginning   
is only a continuation   
and the book of fate is   
always open in the middle.  

感觉蛮好玩的

XX was assassinated by YY
XX 被YY暗杀了
XX was ass ass in ated by YY
XX的兩個屁股被YY吃進去了

我秉承的是,我能明白的老外肯定明白…我不明白的老外不需要明白…

哇咔咔…

数字：
2 = to/too
2B or not 2B = To be or not to be
4 = for
4ever = forever
A：
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
AFAIC = As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AIAMU = And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
AISI = As I See It
AKA = Also Known As
AMBW = All My Best Wishes
ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
AOTS = All Of The Sudden
ASAFP = As Soon As “Friggin” Possible
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ATST = At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh Again
AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something
B：
B4 = Before
B4N = Bye For Now
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few
BBL = Be Back Later
BBN = Bye Bye Now
BCNU = Be Seein’ You
BF = Boyfriend
BFD = Big Fing Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact
BITD = Back In The Day
Biz = Business
BM = Byte Me
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass
BNF = Big Name Fan
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR = Bathroom
BRB = Be Right Back
BRT = Be Right There
BS = Big Smile
BT = Byte This
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTSOOM = Beats The Sh Out Of Me
BTW = By The Way
BTWBO = Be There With Bells On
BWDIK = But What Do I Know?
BWO = Black, White or Other
C：
Cam = Web Camera
CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian)
CID = Consider It Done
CIO = Check It Out
CIS = CompuServe Information Service
CMF = Count My Fingers
Cof$ = Church of Scientology
CRAFT = Can’t Remember A Fing Thing
CRAWS = Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh
CSL = Can’t Stop Laughing
CTC = Choaking The Chicken
CU = See You
CUL/CYL/CUL8R = See You Later
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CYA = Cover Your Ass
D：
DBEYR = Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DD = Due Diligence
DDD = Direct Distance Dial
DETI = Don’t Even Think It
DGT = Don’t Go There
DHYB = Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIIK = Damned If I Known
DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A d\amn
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh
DKDC = Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL = Download
DLTM = Don’t Lie To Me
DQYDJ = Don’t Quit You’re Day Job
DRIB = Don’t Read If Busy
DS = Dunce Smiley
DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E：
EG = Evil Grin
EOM = End Of Message
ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator
F：
F2F/FTF = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Question
FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE = For Example/Fatal Error
FF&PN = Fresh Fields And Pastures New
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FT = Faint
FTL = Faster Than Light
FTTB = For The Time Being
FUBAR = Fed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB = Fed Up Beyond Belief
FUD = (Spreading) Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FWIW = For What It’s Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
FYM = For Your Misinformation
G：
G2G = Got To Go
G8T/GR8 = Great
GAL = Get A Life
GDGD = Good,Good
GF = girlfriend
GG = Good Game/Gotta Go
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GL = Good Luck
GLYASDI = God Loves You And So Do I
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GNBLFY = Got Nothing But Love For You
GR&D = Grinning Running And Ducking
GRRRR = “Growling”
GSOAS = Go Sit On A Snake
GTG = Got To Go
GTGB = Got To Go, Bye
GTGP = Got To Go Pee
GTH = Go To Hell
GTSY = Glad To See Ya
GYPO = Get Your Pants OffBE A QUEEN.
H：
HAGO = Have A Good One
HAK = Hugs And Kisses
HB = Hurry Back
HD = Hold
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HIOOC = Help! I’m Out Of Coffee
Howz = How is
HTH = Hope This (That) Helps
HUA = Heads Up Ace
HUYA = Head Up You’re a
I：
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IANAC = I Am Not A Crook
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IBT = In Between Technology
IBTD = I Beg To Differ
IC = I See/In Character
IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F
IDGI = I Don’t Get It
IDK = I Don’t Know
IDKY = I Don’t Know You
IDST = I Didn’t Say That
IDTS = I Don’t Think So
IFAB = I Found A Bug
IFU = I Fed Up
IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee
IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
IIWM = If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILY = I Love You
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
INMP = It’s Not My Problem
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOH = I’m Outta Here
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ISS = I Said So
ITM = In The Money
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYSS = If You Say So
J：
J/C = Just Checking
J/K = Just Kidding!
J/W = Just Wondering
JAFO = Just Another Fing Onlooker
K：
K/KK = OK/OK, OK
KFY = Kiss For You
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT = Keep In Touch
KMA = Kiss My Ass
KWIM = Know What I Mean
KX = kiss
KYPO = Keep Your Pants On
L：
L8R = Later
LD = Long Distance
LDTTWA = Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laughing Out Loud/Lots Of Luck(Love)
LTIC = Laughing ’Til I Cry
LTNS = Long Time No See
LYL = Love Ya Lots
LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister
M：
M8T = Mate
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MM = Market Maker
MorF = Male or Female?
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N：
N = And/Know/Now
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD = No Big Deal
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NFI = No Fing Idea
NFW = No Fing Way
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NM = Never Mind
NMP = Not My Problem
NMU = Nothing Much You
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NP = No Problem
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG = Energy
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
O：
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW = Oh, By The Way
OIC = Oh, I See
OICU = Oh, I See You
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OMG = Oh My God/Oh My Gosh
OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
OOC = Out Of Character
OOTB = Out Of The Box/Out Of The Blue
OT = Off Topic
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
OZ = stands for “Australia”
P：
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEM = Privacy Enhanced Mail
Pic = Picture
PIMP = Peeing In My Pants
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PLS/PLZ = Please
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PO = Piss Off
POS = Parents Over Shoulder
POV = Point Of View
PPL = People
Pro = Professional
PS = By The Way/Photoshop
T：
TAH = Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL = There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU = Things Are Really Fed Up
TDTM = Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It
TFN = Thanks For Nothin’
THX/TX/THKS = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIAIL = Think I Am In Love
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TLA = Three Letter Acronym
TLGO = The List Goes On
TM = Trust Me
TMI = Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI = There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TSR = Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTT = That’s The Ticket/To The Top
TTUL/TTYL = Talk To You Later
TWHAB = This Won’t Hurt A Bit
TY = Thank You
TYVM = Thank You Very Much
U：
U = You
UR = Your
U R = You are
unPC = unPolitically Correct
URYY4M = You Are Too Wise For Me
V：
VFM = Values For Money
VG = Very Good
W：
WAG = Wild Ass Guess
WAI = What An Idiot
WB = Welcome Back
WCA = Who Cares Anyway
WDYS = What Did You Say?
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WE = Whatever
WEG = Wicked Evil Grin
WG = Wicked Grin
WGAFF = Who Gives A Flying F
WIIFM = What’s In It For Me?
WIT = Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS = What in the F is this Sh
WOG = Wise Old Guy
Wot/Wut = What
WRT = With Respect To/With Regard To
WTF = What The F
WTG = Way To Go!
WTSDS = Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WYMM = Will You Marry Me
WYP = What’s Your Problem?
WYRN = What’s Your Real Name?
WYS = Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYT = Whatever You Think
X：
X U = Kiss You
Y：
Y = Why
Ya = You
YA = Yet Another
YAFIYGI = You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM = You Don’t Know Me
Yep/Yup = Yes
YGBK = You Gotta Be Kiddin’
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
YNK = You Never Know
YOYO = You’re On Your Own
YR = Yeah, Right
YSYD = Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT = You Telling The Truth?
YYSSW = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever